Happy Birthday Prasad!!!wei..sorry lah didnt get u any present..i visit u enough dy lah cause me very busy shifting hse..hahaa..today we did a suprise party at his house.around 2 clock..wanted to do a suprise..but somehow..got suprise also lah..prasad complaining hungry cause the mother have to wait for us..hahaha..he was with his short pants n shirt..he was sweating also..hmm...had a wonderful lunch..the food was awesome..i mistaken yogurt for santan..i love the rice man..oooo..yum..the cake..seriously suck..its bloody sweet..then i didnt know a guy with the afro hair was some high rated monk and i just ask loudly..whos that guy with the afro hair..bloody jeevagan started laughing..then i already can agak lah...laugh like siao man...crying like hell..haih..damn funny..then lepak lepak then go back lah..go back ngantuk already then go sleep...wake up clean some stuff then go on the pc..ciao..

Happy Birthday Prasad!!!today we did a suprise party at his house.around 2 clock..wanted to do a suprise..but somehow..got suprise also lah..prasad complaining hungry cause the mother have to wait for us..hahaha..he was with his short pants n shirt..he was sweating also..hmm...had a wonderful lunch..the food was awesome..i mistaken yogurt for santan..i love the rice man..oooo..yum..the cake..seriously suck..its bloody sweet..then i didnt know a guy with the afro hair was some high rated monk and i just ask loudly..whos that guy with the afro hair..bloody jeevagan started laughing..then i already can agak lah...laugh like siao man...crying like hell..haih..damn funny..then lepak lepak then go back lah..go back ngantuk already then go sleep...wake up clean some stuff then go on the pc..ciao..

hmm..this year iuday ar...really really sucks lah...seriously..i no im not serious all the time but hei..seriously sucks to the bottom of my asshole man...go in the hall no need pay also can..haih waste my ten bucks..then tak kena lucky draw sammo..stk did fiji..the decoration was good lah...the acting hancur macha~~~that dinesh sharma perut buncit bulu banyak then tak pakai baju haih..then sean john matthew so thin like drug addict..haiyo..so funny..wait ar..i got the pic..u c lah u c lah..then give comment lah..

see lah see lah..1 like babun 1 like drug addict .hahahaha...anyways..good job lah kids..i know u guys feel down after all the hard work and  only got 2nd place..wat to do..convent work harder..come on kids...dun cry ...boohoo..boohoo..ei..the food u guys cook behind hotel merdeka was good..almost kena tangkap polis all cause the guard thought u guys wanna tanam mayat or something..muahahaha...took pic with 3 stupid girls..nah just kidding..

da lahh...da lah~~....chong hwa was the worst!!!dunno wat fucking drama they did!!my moral drama at the kaki lima was million times better...man u guys suck..ur decoration i tell u..haih..lose to mamak stall lah!!portugal cock lah!!dun malu kan the country lah..muahahahaa...convent 1 was good..when go in only got couple of bitches will say welcome in korean language..i think so lah..i go there for the food only lah cause my sis was there..muahahaha..k lah macha ciao..

Irish daughter
>
>
> An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.
>
> Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where have you been all this
time,
> you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how
you
> were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp!  Don't you know what
you
> put your Mum through??!!"
>
> The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
prostitute.."
>
> "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!  You're a disgrace to
> this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
>
> "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat,
> title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account
certificate
> for 2 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy
the
> brand spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
> outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a
> breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my
new
> yacht in the  Riviera, and...."
>
>
>
> "Now what was it you said you had become?
>
>
>
> Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"
>
>
>
> "Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl!  I thought you said a
> Protestant. Come here and give your old man a hug
>

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When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him, and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole, grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed and...
(he seems like a total asshole,
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole who would ever want a dirty,
Greasy finger in his ass? he
Rubs his dick in broken glass)

This is fucking stupid man,
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather,
I mean, you guys are related! What's
He gonna do?
Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, you like to fuck him in the butt and
Have people come in and watch and mastrubate and cum all over the place,
This is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna
Have sex with my mom tonight, this is stupid!

I hate you.

i just come to say fuck u~~

i just come to say im fucked up~~..nah just joking..too boring..

So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
(So sorry it's over)
There's so much more that I needed and
(So sorry it's over)
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone

Let's take some time to talk this over
You're out of line and rarely sober
We can't depend on your excuses
'Cause in the end it's fucking useless
You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long

I remember shots without a chaser
Absentminded thoughts, now you're a stranger
Cover up the scars put on your gameface
Left you in the bar to try and save face

You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long
So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
(So sorry it's over)
There's so much more that I needed and
(So sorry it's over)
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone

Man on a mission, can't say I miss him around
Insider information, hand in your resignation
Loss of a good friend best of intentions I found
Tight lipped procrastination
Yeah later, see you around

hmm..so u guys think that my ear hole is big eh..hmm..i just enlarge it recently..bought the ear ring for rm60 for a pair..ok..got couple of photos here..AND ear holes that are far larger than mine..mine is nothing lah actually..check this out..the first pic is my ear hole..the others are not..i got it from the web..

well..today i woke up 530 in the morning and get ready to follow jeevagan to jb cause he wanted to enter MI...he said he'll come at 630..so i waited and waited till 710..buggar..went to eden garden n he signed up and waited for  him sammo...saw some soft malay guys...then waited n waited and jeevagan qualified the qualifying round..fuhh..i knew he could do it..then went to city square to watch movie..the pacifier..good movie..very funny..then went back n went to teachers hse lepak till 130 am and now here i am..oh yeah..girls out there..guess who i took pic with..check this out..

hm..sunday we went to visit this 3 budak ns lah..becca malat n rajiis..first we kumpul at teachers hse at 730 lah..then see got some ppl came late..i took the opportunity to shit at teachers hse..muahahaha,..i mean toilet lah..then wait and wait..jeeva came..then wait n wait n wait..miss kohilah came..then she say she on time sammo..apa kes..all excuse come out.."i tot 730 reach her and 8 clock go blah blah...."..kakakaka..then later go inside the unser and depart..then go fetch soft ridhwan..muahaha..he talks like a bitch..hahaha..dun get offended ar if u read..hahaha..then went to ayer keroh first..then saw becca..haha..see her like damn bloody thin..with the blue shirt n black pants and cap..so bloody hot sammo the wheather..then she brought us to the canteen...then talk talk..jeevagan like know every teacher there..so he go and tegur every teacher..we like..haiyoh..wanna tell story tell finish lah..then becca was telling her experience there all..say got 2 guys cute lah..1 guy ok lah..can accept..1 more i also dunno lah..face like homer simpson say cute..apa kess...then she say lah got ghost there lah..org kena rasuk lah..macam macam lah..that place penuh indian cause all the chinese balik for cheng beng..aiseh cannot see her friend she say nice 1..hahaha..then hang out for a while then blah...becca so sad then cry..hahaha..kesian lah her..alone only..then blah wanna go makan..teacher wanna find jaya jusco also cannot..say lah this road then turn go highway..apa kes.."how come ar i can forget??i studied here for 2 years!!"...and she can forget wheres jaya jusco..DUUHHHH!!..joking ar...hahahaha..then went on looking for malat camp..then at last reach..see malat like lost weight..good for u...rajiis still same..this 2 girls ar i tell u...know all the guys there..then got nick name for them all...think they dogs ar?..then macam macam lah this girls..last time never talk to each other..now close frends already....hahaha..good lah..then talk talk then makan ice cream then go back loh..going back time also can sesat..haih..masuk toll salah all..apa kes...then reach home like 8 pm..go back then very tired already then go sleep..fuh shiok man sleep..raining sammo...alrite lah ciao.

1.One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh." Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered,
"No, No Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and
decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked,
"Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." The Sing slapped
him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

2.A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in
effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul
must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered... 1.. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today
and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer,
even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well,
January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

3.Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that
there are hidden cameras here?" Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes
he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World channel'. How does he know that?"

4.Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island. One was Hindu, one a Muslim, and the other a Singh. The only
way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited. The Muslim was so determined to get
home that he tried to swim. He made it 50 miles, got tired, and drowned. Then the Hindu tried. He made it 75 miles,
but got tired and drowned, too The Singh thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming. He swam 50 miles,
but started getting tired, so he swam all the way back to the island.

5.Two Singhs (pilots) try to land an airplane in the United States. They start descending and as they touch the ground
the pilot screamed "The runway is ending!". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a
big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again "Get the plane up, the
runaway is ending! The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending
again. This goes on again and again. During their fourth descent the pilot says: "Look at those stupid Americans, they
build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway", "I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how wide
they made it."

6.Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with the tip of his Index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the
doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta Singh replied. The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by
 shooting your finger?" "No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put
 it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs.1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I
thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger. (There was
 nothing inside his head so bullet went all the way out of his other ear)

7.Double Decker Bus Ride Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double=decker bus.
 Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat. But unfortunate Banta, got pushed to the top. After a while when the
rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see his friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in
 front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Oh Banta! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared? I was
enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver.

8.Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,
"Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that
I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

9.Once a Singh was traveling in a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train Rs 20 to
wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for Rs 20, the Sardarji deserved more
service. So, when the Singh fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Singh
was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?" He replied "The cheat on the train has taken my Rs 20 and woken up someone else".

10.Once there was a train, which was going peacefully on the rail=tracks. Suddenly the train deviated from the tracks,
 went onto the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next railway station
the driver was caught : He was found to be a Singh. He was questioned . He explained that there was a man standing on the
tracks and he was not moving from there even after blowing the horn, flashing the lights etc. The authorities questioned :
Mr. Singh are you mad! Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger. You should
have run that person over. Singh said : That is exactly what I had decided, but this idiot started running towards the
field when the train got real close.

11.Two Singh went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat
 them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub=owner. So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches.

12.Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he
replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought .. and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"

13.Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall,
 stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out
of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The
invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says,
 " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.

14.A woman goes to England to attend a 2=week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and
wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband
laughs and says: "An English girl!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
 "So,honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you" "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" "what I asked
for.... the English girl?!" "Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl!!!"

15.Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ?" First one replied, " No, not
that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished
and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

16.A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you doing?" To this the man replies," Oye, see the board here,
 "Wash Basin".

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance: A dog, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, a Star of David.

They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least more than three thousand years old.

They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings.

The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for companionship. To prove this statement you can see that the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that they had a famine that hit the earth whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."

The audience applauded enthusiastically and the President smiled and said, "I'm glad to see that you are all in full agreement with our interpretations."

Suddenly a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "I object to every word. The explanation of what the writings say is quite simple. First of all, everyone knows that Hebrews don't read from left to right, but from right to left...... Now, look again..... It now says:

"HOLY MACKEREL, DIG THE ASS ON THAT BITCH!"